Cunt fuckidy fucks
My cheese was stolen from the fridge by some stupid cunt who lives next door. I know it’s her because she fucks the dude next door to me and she figured she could get away with it because I wouldn’t rummage in their fridge. I swear she’s the same bitch who stole my cereal bowl at the beginning of the year – fucking cunt. I have to listen to them two fuck, moan, and argue all the time, and what do I get for it? Jesus Christ. Fuck girls.