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Bought a porn mag today…

…and wasted £4.49 on it. I didn’t know this country was full of WHAAAAYYYLLEESS. I got the smallest sized ‘amateur’ mag I could find from my local and gave it a browse. Ladies, trust me when I say, shaved is better that non-shaved. I didn’t even know what I was looking at half the time (other half I was wondering why rhinos were spreading centre-folds). Well, congratulations to all the fatties out there, you’ve put me off sex for another 5 years. As for the buying porn mag experience, lets just say, I’m glad 7chan exists.

Went driving with my mate today down this long stretch of road at national speed limit (who in the UK knows what that is?). Anyways, the only reason we were cruising down there was because an Aston Martin DB7 soft top had gone that way. Now, my friend and I were in a Vauxhall Corsa. The very Vauxhall Corsa that took over the DB7 lol’ing. It made my friend happy anyway :)

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