Kitchen sex

Guy gets home from work; guy wants sex with wife who is cooking dinner.

Wife says no and continues.

Guy, unsettled, tries to force her into it, but she declines (women and food, pfff).

Guy convinces girl to oral instead (he’ll settle for that).

Girl starts sucking him off.

Girl has a fit half way and bites hard on his nob (you freeze up when you fit).

Guy, in a slight bit of bother, grabs the nearest thing he can to hit her round the head with (head for a head), in this case, a frying pan.

Whacks her round the head, sprays the hot fat over them both.

Paramedics turn up.


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