I learnt this lesson today as my girl and I tussled over issues relating to sound in Ubuntu. She’s reinstalling it as we speak but she has a hard drive with bad sectors, so I might not see her back online tonight (AWESOME :) (kidding dear)).

It made me realise that, however far Ubuntu has come in the last few years, its still a ways off Windows with respect to ease-of-use. There are still things in Ubuntu which, from the point of view of a novice Windows user, are stupidly hard to do. Installing Flash for Firefox is just one example.

What is installing? What is Flash? These are a questions which, though may make the originator sound like a complete fucktard to the technically minded, is not a question never asked. And to be honest, the technically minded are the minority.

Why is my girlfriend not crawling back to Vista/7 like most others probably would? Because she knows how slow Windows is. Speed is a selling point in Operating Systems, especially today. I use my laptop almost solely for accessing the Internet; this is why I think Google’s Chrome OS will go far.

Well, Ubuntu is failing to install and I have bets on Vista doing the same. Bad sectors are a lose-lose situation for any computer user. You could equate it to an engine exploding in your car; it’s fucked until you physically replace the engine.

What really annoys me is that the hard drive failings happened parallel to installing Ubuntu. One would be forgiven for blaming this on the OS, but this isn’t the case. They’re considering buying a new computer but it’s really not worth it.

It’ll be the first time I’ve been back since I left about 7 weeks ago. I’m looking forward to it :) I’m fully booked Saturday and Sunday meeting family, friends, and girlfriend. I look forward to my first decent meal in about 5 weeks (first two weeks I was in a hotel with buffet, yummm). On that note I had my first piece of fruit yesterday in about 7 weeks, so that’s that.

I can’t wait to drive my car. I’m going to buy male-to-male jack lead tomorrow so I can play music in my car once again. I’m probably gonna be like, shiiit this is fast; I’m used to riding a bike now. Hope it doesn’t break 30 yards down the lane, that’ll ruin my weekend.

I got my ‘report’ card today. Out of satisfactory, borderline and unsatisfactory I got satisfactory in every module so I’m happy :D I guess I’m doing an adequate amount of work. I’ve already read a book that isn’t on the reading curriculum so I guess that’s a good thing.

In good news, that cunt who threw the dog off the bridge has been caught, I hope he dies well. The dog is also alive and in a stable condition as far as I know. I dunno, Google it.

A dog gets thrown off a bridge. Don’t watch if you’re an animal lover.

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Google is a good search engine; in fact, it’s the best search engine. It is popular – so popular in fact, that it rakes in the majority of all web searches; it’s unstoppable. Bing farted but failed to entice an audience of web searchers. Hay, why try and fix something that isn’t broken?

I use Google a lot – I’ve done about 12000 searches on it. Yes, I use Google exclusively.

So if we place quality behind the reason for a monopoly then no one complains, right? Sure, but quality isn’t the only reason monopolies exist. I mean, look at Microsoft…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA AAAHH HAHAHAHAHA.

The iPhone; fuck that shit.

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These tossers just don’t know when to quit. Last I heard they were bitching about modernisation; hay, if this gets my mail to me faster, I don’t give a shit how much shitter it’s going to make the mail man’s life. You couldn’t be more counter-productive and damaging to Royal Mail right now. Companies are turning away, and soon people will start doing the same.

It’s fucking typical these strikes happen when I, for once, actually need the mail system to work. I’m going back home on the 20th November and I need my Railcard to travel. If I don’t get it by the 20th November and its because of the Royal Mail’s, I swear I will never use their ’service’ again.

Karmic Koala comes out today. I’ll probably just do an “update -d” as opposed to burning the ISO and installing from scratch. Then again, the new installation offers encryption so I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet. Since about last week I’ve had my /home and /etc directories backed up to an external hdd whenever I shutdown so its not like I’ve got anything to lose. Along with Karmic comes the much needed update for aMSN. Webcam support exists in aMSN, but that’s all I’m gonna say.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for 3 months now. I can honestly say it’s now the longest relationship I’ve ever been, and we’re still going strong. Still sucks that at the moment it’s an LDR, but she’s worth it :) Love you honey.

My course is going really well. Te be honest, it’s a piece of piss at the moment. 3 of the 4 topics require virtually no work outside of the classroom (but I do some anyway) and the 4th topic, Ethics and Law, is such a bitch I could kill myself. We’ve had to do a paper a week for 3 weeks now, and it’s not going to stop there. I have a paper due today which is partly why I’m up so ridiculously early. No, I didn’t save it until the last minute, I’ve been reading the paper for the last 2-3 days, its just how I roll.

I’m not going to spell/grammar check this post just to see how bad it goes. I’m in Uni so obviously some nights I’m going to be a bit tipsy. I’ve just got back from a friends house where their was free pizza so obviously I attended :) It was good night, cycling back tipsy was weird. I think it’s illegal but meh.

I managed to get two screens working from laptop. I didn’t know you could do that. I assumed you if you plugged monitor into vga out it would blank laptop screen, obviously not. I think it’s awesome but it’s going to cost more on the electricity bill for the people who own the halls of residence. Meh, if I cared I wouldn’t do it, right?

Was bitching about how we could hack people’s computers on the LAN. Due to the fact that halls are LANs (naturally), we managed to scare this multimedia student when we said we could hack their computer if we wanted too. Quite funny to see her ‘omfg no fucking way’ reaction. Yeah, like Vista is solid.

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So I’m in halls with no TV and an embarrassingly slow Internet connection. I mean come on, what’s with 100KB/s, I could transmit faster than that. For £24.99pm I get 25GB bandwidth and 100KB/s cap. Beginning to wonder why I bothered with 25GB, you couldn’t download that much rocking shit 24/7 at 100KB/s. It’s shocking. I’m pretty sure its capped because 100KB/s is a fairly round number. It’s also not my only technical worry…

At 96C my laptop says goodnight. Since this happened the first time (given it was rested on a soft surface) I installed the sensors-applet available under Linux which warns me when laptop gets to 92C. It’s done this a couple times and sits at 82C average. That was until I took my copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing and applied to the back of my laptop, providing a buffer between the laptop and the table. The difference? 10C. It sits at 72C now with a comfortable slant on the keyboard, which I’m happy about. But the problem here is/was, I shouldn’t have had to do that in the first place. Stupid design.

Purchased a TB external HDD today. I like it very much but did the rather stupid thing of plugging it in whilst holding it, then whilst the disc was reading, moving it around to settle it on the floor. Fuck I said when I read the instructions. It also said not to pull the plug when it was rw, but I think I did anyway! It’s all good I think, the first thing I did to it was replace the NTFS with the ext3 file system. There, much better.

I also bought a TV aerial for indoor use which turned out to be shit. I’ll return it as faulty tomorrow and get my money back. I worked out that if I go for Usenet for $11pm (£7), I’m actually saving money. I won’t need a TV license and for $11 I get unlimited downloads and bandwidth, as well as SSL (apparently, haven’t got this working yet). If this sounds sexy to you, check out Astraweb. Of course the only problem with this is the awesomeness of 100KB/s, I know I keep repeating this, but I want some fucking sympathy for this monstrosity.