Mic check

Happy New Year! Just recovered from the Christmas celebrations (and subsequent hangover), that’s why I’ve been absent ..honest ;) I bought a snake since my last post, here are some pictures:

I’m not entirely sure on a name, so, as a late Christmas present to all my readers, I’d like you guys to make some suggestions. Unfortunately, I don’t know the sex of the snake, so you’ll have to settle on unisex names. I’m humming and harring between ‘Red’ and ‘Junior’, but I’m sure you can think of something better.

As I promised, I would post information on how I installed Linux on my phone, so, here’s a comprehensive instruction manual to get you started on you journey to installing Linux in Linux:

Step 1 – Search for ‘Linux installer’ on the Android Marketplace

I got hit by a car on my way to work in December, stupid bitch “didn’t see me” apparently (even though I was wearing one of these). Anyway, I had to buy a new bike, so I’m going to be asking for compensation from the drunk/tired/retarded driver when I get around to sending the letter.

Ever since then I’ve upped the anti on looking retarded and got me a helmet and some helmet lights. I used to have the attitude of, “Oh, helmets look gay” and “It’ll never happen to me”. Now I realise that the state of mind I was in with regards to safetyware was, in fact, retarded. Nevertheless, my stance on safetyware isn’t as retarded as some drivers and their habits. People seem to forget that when you’re behind a wheel, you have the power to kill people, inadvertently. The chance of killing someone when behind a wheel is greatly increased when you drive like a retard. But I digress, many (not all) drivers scare the shit outta me. You can’t trust any of them to see you on the road.

So I’m back, and about to have dinner – you can start checking up on this blog more often again now, I’m out of hibernation.